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Literally the entire concept of Ed sheeran is so surreal to me… Everything he does is like a fever dream…. First he appears in game of thrones, then he sings a song with Beyoncé… What’s next? You’ll literally never know! I’m genuinely afraid he’ll show up in my kitchen at 2am holding an eel

Isn’t he making a song with Eminem now

Honestly Beyoncé singing a duet with Ed Sheeran is like the music industry equivalent of Nancy Wheeler offering a dance to her kid brother’s dorky friend at the Snow Ball.

“If you play out the possibilities across infinite universes and infinite
timelines, there is literally no other outcome for Ed Sheeran’s life
beyond “your mate-from-school’s harmless brother who is always very
cheerful to you when he has to clear the table you’re drinking at in the
pub”. That’s it. That’s all he is. Your mum likes him, but “wishes he
didn’t have those silly tattoos”. Your dad tried to get him a job at his
place but he did something so wrong with a socket wrench during
orientation that they had to send him home. He wanted to be a veterinary
nurse at some point but he didn’t get the grades. “Has Ed got a
girlfriend,” your mum asks, watching him walk home in the cold, wrapped
in a slightly-too-small Superdry coat. “He’s a sweet soul, isn’t he.” Ed
doesn’t have a girlfriend, no. He does have a decorative sword and a
pro-level gaming headset for his PS4. That is how Ed Sheeran ended out
in every universe and every reality apart from ours. In ours we made him one of the top three most famous pop stars on the planet.” – Joel Golby

pretty much

“but he did something so wrong with a socket wrench during orientation that they had to send him home.” Accurate

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